Do super heroes have sex? I ask sincerely. Greek heroes and gods were randy and adulterous and it led to a lot of problems, though their pride, desires, egos, reflected the foibles of our own mortal souls. To the point, however, the Olympians had families. Parenting skills were in the early stages, but children were born of their couplings. I didn't read a lot of comics, so I don’t know if they begat, etc., or even if they have the requisite parts for such practical purposes. The physiques of super heroes make you look. Muscles and breasts, O my! Wonder Woman? Captain America? For all those tight suits and bulging deltoids you don’t see much in the way of a basket. Maybe it’s the steroids. I mean, you go to the ballet, and at least they have socks in their dance belts. Bruce (how do you get lucky with a name like that?) Wayne and Tony Stark may be heroic but they aren't super heroes, they’re men of mystery. Iron Man is more of a jet pilot. It’s the clothes that make the man. Rich, handsome and, “O, I’ll reveal my true self to you, Miss: I’m a hero on the side and I suffer for it. Please don’t love me; it wouldn't be fair to you.” It’s annoying. I saw that kind of panty-dropping routine all the time in New York from privileged playboys. Those with true super powers have the potential for gratifyingly intense sex lives, one would surmise. Is it evolution's way of righting the population? Would we really want breeders who are faster than a speeding bullet? Spiderman? Good luck, Gwen. A peck of Peter Parker Spiderbabies would have you crawling up the wall.
I was a fan of Superman on TV during the 50’s. My young romantic self could tell there was a certain fondness between Clark and Lois. (How was she not able to see Clark Kent and Superman were one and the same? Apparently, horn rims were an effective guise. Maybe she’s the one that needed glasses.) What might have passed for sexual tension between them was more on the part of Lois, a real, red-blooded woman, if impetuous, and darn fetching in fitted suits. Kent had eyes, hell, he had x-ray vision! There is the reality of being a professional woman in her day and age, having to work harder than Kent to prove herself in the work place. That left little time for a personal life. Kent couldn't reveal his secrets as it might have put her in jeopardy from various malefactors, I get all that, but he was continually coming to her rescue, anyway. Having to save Lois, and Jimmy, from two-by-four situations must have been a terrible distraction. Metropolis was a big city with tall buildings to leap, multitudes nefarious schemers, citizens in peril, and it might have been a big turn-off, her constantly stepping in it. Thought bubble over Superman’s head: “Nincompoop! I could go for her if she wasn't a member of the 40 Watt Club!” Another bubble: "Now, Donna Reed! She’s a whiz and mint. May have to blow some wind up her skirt.” And face it, Lois, for all her pertness, lacked a sense of humor. Not to mention, what happened to all his business suits left behind in phone booths? How about his cash and driver license? Draft card! (They probably could have used a man like him in Korea.) I suppose he had to fly around downtown and upend some bum to get his stuff back. Whatever the explanation, there was a lack of nookie. What kind of life is that? The futility just takes it out of you, I guess. Clark put on the milk toast ruse, but Superman seems to have been deeply exasperated most of the time; to have an aspect both benevolent and condescending toward his flock. And, how could Lois get close to a man like that? Was he even capable of intimacy? Maybe he liked Jimmy. Perhaps, it isn't how his kind reproduced on Krypton.
Comic book super heroes make me rather sad.
Take a gander at Noel Neill: